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A Companion Exhibit • Provision Your Own Tugboat

BUILD YOUR OWN AWOOGA

Think you could build her cheaper? Load crates from the captain's real ledger into your hold, haggle every price to suit your own waters, and watch your vessel take shape. Every crate’s starting cost is a number Adam actually paid.

Your Projected Treasury Damage
$0
an empty hold rides high. start loading crates below.
Adam’s actual total: An empty manifest. Bold strategy, captain.

See what it actually cost →


Towing the ledger in from the cost exhibit…
Exhibit A

The Shipyard

She starts as a faint outline on the slipway. As you fund each part of the build, AWOOGA fills in — hull first, flags last. Pick a quick-provision preset to start, or set the tide to scale every price at once.

Quick Provision
The Tide — scale every price at once
calm
waters
high
tide
1.00×
Drags every crate’s cost up or down together — model a pricier harbor or a bargain shipyard.
AWOOGA, On The Slipway
Provisioning Status
0%
An empty hull on the slipway.
Exhibit B

The Provisioning Manifest

Every crate the captain ever loaded, grouped by category. Tick one to load it into your hold — then drag its slider to set what you reckon it’d cost in your waters.

Exhibit C

Your Projected Treasury Damage

Your build, category by category, weighed against the captain’s actual spend. Bars show how close each part of your hold is to what Adam really paid.

See the captain’s real ledger →
Exhibit D

Certified Fun Math™ — Your Edition

The same vibe-adjacent metrics from the cost exhibit, recomputed live against your projected total. Statistically questionable. Emotionally accurate.

⚖️ Same harbormaster disclaimer applies: the divisors are vibes; your total is whatever you just built.