Probably The World’s Greatest Miniature Tugboat Exhibit. We’re Not Biased.
AWOOGA is a handcrafted mini tugboat with servo-controlled eyebrows, a bubble smokestack,
an onboard web portal, and more personality than most boats three times its size.
It is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, and significantly more impressive.
This is its museum. You are very welcome here. Please wipe your (metaphorical) feet.
Everything you need to know about AWOOGA, formally catalogued for your reading pleasure. Some fields are technically accurate. Others are spiritually accurate. We stand by all of them.
Immersive 360° camera scenes of AWOOGA — the helm, the cabin, the brows, the stern, the legendary bubble stack. Pick a scene. Look around. Try not to be too impressed. (You will be.)
Formally catalogued components of AWOOGA, each assigned a highly official accession number and evaluated by our panel of one (1) extremely invested curator who is also the captain.
AWOOGA is, technically speaking, a small boat. It is also, by every other available metric, a disproportionate amount of boat. Handcrafted with obsessive attention to detail, equipped with servo-animated eyebrows, a working bubble smokestack, functioning electronics, and a full web-connected captain’s portal — AWOOGA is what happens when a project refuses to be normal and nobody stops it. This is a compliment. The highest compliment.
This exhibit exists because AWOOGA earned it. Not because someone granted permission. Not because a committee approved it. Simply because a small tug with this much personality, this much craft, and this many bubbles has a moral right to its own museum. The curators agree. The curator is one person. He agrees very strongly.
AWOOGA is not the biggest boat in any harbor. It is, however, the only one with eyebrows.
The museum collection is expanding at an aggressive pace (relative to boat museum norms). These exhibits are coming. The curator has promised. The curator is also the captain. He’s busy.